do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine

(via sherlockedautymn)

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

(Source: moseby, via d-rklights)

• 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
• 2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

condorn:

unfollowers?

*does cup song*

ur gonna miss me when im gone

(via irritate)

bedussey:

instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”

(via irritate)

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

(via mightypirateship)